TIPS: How to survive PMS. For MEN.

I got a hit on this blog post today and thought – I AM FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

sassypanties

Hi Fellas,

Being a woman, I have some insight here. I will map out how to survive and what you need to say, when. It may seem insane at times, but for the love of GOD…do what I say, m’kay? Great. Let’s get started.

  1. You’ll notice it’s starting when the simplest of things set us off. When you see something like that happen? Just batten down the hatches for the next 2 – 2 1/2 weeks.
  2. You may *think * we have control over our emotions. We don’t. Most of the time we know we’re acting like a bitch, but we don’t have any control over what is happening to us, so for your sake, just don’t fly off the handle. Things get said, voices get raised, sometimes things get thrown. Get over it. It’s just the way it is.
  3. Cramps are no fucking laughing matter.
  4. Our boobs hurt. For…

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