BUGS. Creepy crawlies. Flying insects. Things that bite. Things that slither. Things that make cocoons.
When I was in 8th grade, I had a dress up day. I thought I was hot stuff. I looked so cute in my high heels and my pretty white ruffly dress. We are talkin CUH-YOOT!
On my way home – walking through a park, some of my “friends” jumped out of the bushes and started hitting me over the head with one of those branches that get all webbed up with I think it may have been crane fly larvae? Yeah.
I was still quite a ways from my house and had to walk home DRIPPING in bug guts. That’ll pretty much do it, dontcha think?