From time to time, I look at the stats on my wordpress blog. Okay…who am I kidding? I’m a little obsessed with looking at it. I have those moments where I say to myself, “WHO’S A GIRL GOTTA SLEEP WITH AROUND HERE TO GET SOME COMMENTS?!” – but I digress.
So I’m lookin’ through the stats page and what do I see? Search Engine Terms.
What a bunch of sick motherfuckers we have in this world, is all I can say.
The most recent term used that got me some traffic? I hope you’re sitting down.
Touch panties from behind
Yeah. So now I’m rethinking the whole title of my blog…but seriously…I’m dangerously creeping around the 50 blog post mile marker and I’ll be honest with you…it was funny enough for me to share with you sick and twisted bastards, so I guess I should be thankful.
And with that, I’d like to thank my good pal Unabashedly Poetic (fellow wordpress blogger) for the 2012 Blog of the Year Nom. Which I received YESTERDAY – January 15th, 2013. That’s hilarious on it’s own, let alone the fact that someone would even consider my profanity laden BLOG for *anything* “of the year”. And I am to nominate a few of my own favorites to do the pay-it-forward thing, but unlike Unabashedly Poetic, I shall not bestow this honor on just anyone….so this will take some thought. And I may even nominate you with this 2012 award. So…if you’re out there, stumbling along in WordPressland…and would like to be considered for the honor, by all means…leave me a motherfucking comment already. SHIT! That’s all we want, right? Well, that and that little bar graph on the stats page to bust through the top of our computer monitor…
Love you. Mean it. Also – here’s a link to the radness that is Unabashedly Poetic: http://unabashedlypoetic.wordpress.com/
Enjoy her. Use protection, but first ask permission, you dirty people.
sassypanties 
You know why you don’t have that many comments?? BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE ME SIT AROUND WAITING FOR YOU TO BLOG, BUT THEN YOU DONT FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS AND IT MAKES ME SAD. but then you do! so I COMMENT!
MY COMMENT IS THAT YOU SHOULD BLOG MORE!!!!!!!!
I was blogging like a mofo and got nuthin…but now that I know I have OBE FUCKING PERSON who wants to see more, you can bet your ass I’ll get in gear and post more!
P.S. I love you!
*ONE
Also, I get comments by going onto other peoples’ bloggities and making the comments. Then they’re all “oooh! Who is this person all up in muh biz??” And they come. And they comment. So, yes. That. Also, I love you too!!!!
Well now you know the dirtier the better! LOL